Dan Bilzerian
Dan Bilzerian is one of the most popular Instagram playboys. He has firearms, women, automobiles, and a lot of money, all of which he displays for his fans on a daily basis. Through his poker and social media stardom, Bilzerian is becoming a pop culture phenomenon. Dan Bilzerian quotations abound, and they all pretty well sum up his personality and way of life.
According to Empty Lighthouse, “you may not know who Bilzerian is, but after spending three weeks in jail as a teenager when he smuggled an M16 into his school’s parking lot, he has been living a charmed existence.”
He has been on Rob Dyrdek’s Ridiculousness as well as on Howard Stern’s show. Bilzerian admitted that he began Instagram just to meet ladies, and judging by his images, it appears that he succeeded. He has a really bizarre existence, much of which can be deduced from his quotes.
If you haven’t previously seen one of Dan Bilzerian’s wacky Instagram photographs, here are 15 quotations from him that will give you a fair introduction to the social media sensation. You might love these quotations if you enjoy odd quotes about vacations to Las Vegas, flying on a private jet, and all the other things that come with being with random ladies.
Top Quotes
“Lotta people talked st about me supporting the #NRA, focus on your job, its a weekday you simple fks #Bilzerian16“
“My dad said invest in movies, NASCAR & buy a plane if you hate money, so I did all 3. I’m good at poker.”
“I only fk 12s, unless I’m drunk, then maybe I fk a 10.”
“It’s so crazy to me how many girls have left shoes at my house..It’s like how the f**k did u get home & how do u not notice ur missing shoes.”
“This girl said, ur lame for not partying on a Saturday. Bch everyday of my life is Saturday, you think I give a fk that you have a job?”
“Was bored in LA, told pilots to fire up my Jet, headed to Vegas.”
“You know your gym is owned by a f**king moron if they have a bunch of machines and no squat rack.”
“I need to take my family Christmas picture, message me if you have a rocket launcher I can borrow.”
“Snapchat is for kids and girls who want their life to be a reality show.”
“If I wanna go to Vegas in the middle of the night, then that’s just what I’ll do.”
“It’s unreal how lucky some of these kids are, their parents just give them money &they sit around & play xbox all day.”
“Spent time this week in the mountains. It’s good to disconnect, all things important in the city are irrelevant here.”
“Shooting drones, because it’s Sunday and this is America.”
“All the big cars, bches and bullst in the world won’t make you as happy as having one good pal.”
“They asked me what I wanted on my campaign flyer, I said I dont care as long as Im ridin a tortoise with a machinegun.”
